So what can we learn from this story? If you see your father naked your son will become a slave to his uncles. So the person who committed the crime gets off lightly while the innocent gets punished. That's Bible justice for you.

On top of all that God chose Noah (a drunk) out of all the people on Earth to save from the flood? There are some moments I'd rather go to hell… Just pray that the Spaghetti monster is in fact the one true God. Now where is my pirate regalia… (Google flying Spaghetti monster to get the reference).